Day 3
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Imba pool at the phiphi island hotel
Beach View from hotel
Its very very early in the morning, rushed packing coz we decided to spend the nite on phiphi island and come back to Beachhouse only on the following nite. Left the large luggages in the hotel, brought a hand carry each with 2 sets of clothings. Same old shyt, shawn woke up damn early to stone in the toilet, can up to 45mins lawl! So I've to wake up even earlier than him, wear contacts and bathe. The pickup van came at around 7, we chiongd bfast coz very paiseh got other pple on the van waiting. Board the PHIPHI CRUISER at a port in Phuket Bay, 40km from phiphi island.Got on the boat quite late le, top 'sunbatheing' deck fully occupied, other places oso lots of pple, onli got the indoor airconditiond room empty. After some time playing games indoor, got out to 'get' some sea breeze and water, at the 2nd level side decks. Every 30mins or so, got 1 speed boat passing by -.- sian diao, they chiong so fast and not very packed oso, dun mind if its a little more ex. Passed by several 'scenic' places, the boat slowd to let every1 take pics. Next stop iz a 'temporary' sea port (formde by a large boat) near this island. 1st went to this small aquarium to feed fishes. Its like a room, half dipped into the sea. Can stand in the pool, fishes would come in through the cages (very difficult to illustrate lol) Anywae, we're given bread to feed these little fishes swimming around our legs, cant manage to catch any, once your fingers dip inside, many come swarming to nimble on ur fingers -.-... We met a bunch of french guys, 7 of em, freaking noisy (more abt them later) After that went for snorkeling just beside the port. Water damn dirty... coral reefs not very gorgeous either. Gulp in a mouth of sea water, eyes and nose tio seawater due to the crap equipments that they provide. Feeling sucks, as though got a lots of super concentrated salt pile in your throat.
After like 30mins, reached phiphi island, went straight to the hotel restaurant to lunch. Got tom yam kung, some seafood, fried chicken and vegs, average ba... i waz thinking of buffet lunch since we payd so much for the package. 8 pple on our table, 1 angmor and his thai wife (wtf is with this angmors???) an angmor couple and 4 of us... eat 10 pple share :) Went to search for a place to stay after makan or else have to Zzz on beach or port le. Walk along the beaches, east to west of Phiphi Don. Got few 2 bed-room-chalet/resort type de, but its freaking small and creepy, price quite cheap but difference between aircon and fan is almost 2 times. Almost decide on 1 le but smth tells us to go explore somemore... bringing us to this other beach (Loh Dalam) wich is super happening lo! Angmornized, OBVIOUSLY... got many activities like banana boat and canoeing. And thers a freaking great hostel nearby... they happen to have 1 large room left, for family de. The pool is omg la, got bar, beachviewpoint... jus that the toilet is shared de... All for 1600B per nite!
Unpackd--->strip top--->suntan lotion--->chiong beach! Went to book the Phiphi leh boat trip with some sea gypsies then rent 2 canoes out to sea. Its low tide wen we set off, have to carry the canoe for some distance b4 rowing. Total distance abt 10-15km, out to the sea, mainly along the coasts. Me n shawn then... smurf n roge. Went to this huge rock where there were lots of crabs, oso saw jellyfish eggs and countless sea urchins nearer to the shore... Once capsized we're freakin screwd. After like 2 hrs, damn tired and thirsty le, lots of salt forming on our body, felt dry and cold. Waves were abit bigger and rough further from the coast...time for speeding osh! Stopped by at the crappy monkey beach b4 rowing back to wer we came from... its high tide then.
Had dinner at this 222B buffet restaurant. U can pick seafood and kebabs, they'll bbq for u. Oso got sushi and salad bar. The sashimi abit nan chi... roge told me to jus buang it or tio food poisoning. Only the salad, seafood and kebab worth the 222B. Buy some stuff from minimart and went to hotel pool to chill. The hotel really bwg, view gd, can get free show, some fire juggling/ breather from nearby restaurant. Room oso got damn nice balcony to slack and drink roges' instant goatkum mix lol! something to jiang huo.
Day 4
Roge Sleazin on the top deck
2nd day on phiphi, most of the time out at sea. We got an early reservation for boat tour with the sea gypsies. He took us to some of the more famous places like Maya Bay, Loh Samah Bay and Viking Cave (dun tink we got go james bond island). Stopped at Maya bay de beach for quite some time to explore. Got campsite there, same thing, angmornized. Went nearby to snorkle... its so much better than the place we 1st dipd. Waters' more clear, got more 'life' on the sea bed and more visible fishes. The nex snorkeling pt even more cool lool, got millions of sea cucumbers and colorful fishes... spotted a rare jelly fish, wz totally stunnd, look arnd for any of em b4 swimming away to tell the rest. Long boat ride wz damn fun, the kaizokuking (bow) seat is da best place sit for a longboat ride (no wonder luffy make that his captain seat!)... Like roller coaster, sway extreme left and rights... esp wen the waves very strong, can lift ur ass up. WOO!
Back to land after 3 hours, noon le and the beach sibei happening... got pple go for para sailing, banana boat and topless sunbatheing 0.0! Confirm angmor la! After packing, batheing and checkin out, lunch at a restaurant and walked arnd b4 boarding the ship back to phuket island. Got on the ship 1st and chop the top deck seats... front somemore. We look like retards sun batheing on the deck wen the ship wz still dockd. Total time under the sun till we reach is more than 3hrs... but i felt nth lool, json tio sun burnt on his stomach n arms (Some1 pls look out if i'm abit more tanned wen u see me :)) Btw we were on the same boat as those french guys again!
Reach phuket at abt 5 to 6+ le. Decided to go phuket town nite market explore. The taxi driver is DAMN imba! Totally crazy taxi, downslope still accelerate somemore, turning oso dun need brake de... checked his meter to see how fast he drive... guess wad, 0km/h!, its freakin spoiled! TP catch him le oso bwg lol. The nite market is confirm 'go le no regret' things and food... all nice and cheap! Combd the streets for a big haul, shirts and random items. Food wz imba, roge kept saying they got some secret sauce wen its obviously magi soy sauce. Sat and eat lotsa shyt and even dabao back to hotel. 1st time eating crickets, taste like... seaweed, grass with salt, pepper and some sauce lol. Actually wanna eat other insects, they got grasshopper, grubs, earthworms, cocoons and i tink its scorpion? Among the grasshopper pile still got 1 alive and moving gently 0.0! Got the same driver to drive us back... same old shyt la, 'hey hey hey, its time to make some crazy money, are you ready? here we go!' Spd on his speedmeterless taxi.
Back to hotel to eat, slack and bathe. Finally, i learnt how to play bridge :) play till 2+ then slp.
Day 5
Diz is a real short day coz we decided to wake up late since theres' not much of a programme. 10+ woke up and wash up jus in time b4 bfast ended @ arnd 11. Packed, leave luggage with hotel and go gaigai. walked for the whole noon at Jungceylon and i tink we skipped lunch, had some real nice icecream at cheap price. After leaving the mall, roge n shawn wen for massage, coz they felt like it. Me n smurf wanna go surf net but after like 30mins of searching, still dun have until we got to this shop located down an alley near patong beach.
Heard from Roge, the massage wz a real cool expirience. Coz got x-men do the massage, both of em tio x-men and they dun look xd until they admit it themselves. They (X-men) talkd abt the operation being hell expensive, simmi breast implanting, kachia diao the **** and removin adams' apple lol... Oh, then there wz this pair of damn horny Aussie beside em. They kept saying wanna see the x-men nips (he said 'i head lady boy's nips are very small and out of shape' LOL). Then they wanted happy ending massage service with real babes... the mamasan said its arnd 2000B, the Aussie somehow agreed and gonna pick 1 of em up at nite. Wad an ass, pray he nv tio HIV, or a x-men.
Leavin Phuket that nite for Bangkok. Got to airport early and slack arnd. Playd cards and tok kok at the really small airport. Damn imba, wen we got to the boarding gate... its those French dudes again!!! LOL? So qiao lo. They are so fked up lol. Each person (got 7 of em) took up a window seat each. So its like em taking 7 rows of 3 seater seats... and they act totally stranger to each other and dun care abt those family, groups or couples... ASSHOLES LOL! Thats all for phuket, to be continued... Day 6 wen we were in BKK airspace.
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