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Before movin on to Thailand trip... need to blog abt Afamosa!!! While its still fresh in the mind... So late then log coz haven got pics from bro.
Day 0
Arrived at KL midnite, took the $50 grassland bus, got tv, business class seat (leg stretched out while seating oso nv touch the front lool)The songs sukd and movies quite old de. The driver can fark off... stupid ahne, tell him so many times i stopping at Serdang, he happily and SLOWLY drove past that rest house -.-. Bo bian i alight at the interchange wif zengjie where yujie and feifei come pick us, thanks! Bathe and Zzz at 5shu hse.
Day 1
Depart to leehoms' place in the morning, by LRT. Nice experience, coz the train abit diff from wad u see in sg... abit less cramped, more fast... but the door damn noisy. As though it acts to wake those who dozed off when it shuts/opens. Leehom picked me up at the station then go makan at his hse. Then... set off for Afamosa of course, traffic jam, we arrived abit late liaoz, the rest of the pple chiong all the 'nice' games le. Practically theres nth, and the infrastructure is saii! Out of nowhere, bare-land, a spot in the vast fields, theres tis temporary hall where all the game stations are. Theres archery, Go kart, Paintball range (war games at somewer else), horse riding, etc. But... why all these cramped around the 'hut', its fkin hot and dusty.
After several shots, the adults tried too... zhao to see the villa! Yes... villa, thats the best thing in this trip. Theres a private pool in each unit, 3 rooms and total of 2 toilets. Living room and dining area bigger than homes' lol. When ten-pu-tong went into the pool, some of us got itched to jus jump inside. Darn ian kor go n do some tsunami simulation, wad resonance nonsense, shouldn't have suggested to him... the pool water almost 1/10 gone. Arnd 5+, sian of pool le, went to bathe and makan. Wth sia, the pool water abit weird, those who went to dip can feel this burning feel even after batheing budden hor... our skin is uber smooth! macam got flour on fingertips.
Nasi Lemak for dinner and off to cowboy town. Duno for wad retarded reason, got many people come, which eventually attracted some of us to go in as well. Tix were arnd RM35 (lucky got bring ic, cheaper) Bro, leijie, chuin, yongjie, hweejie and youyou were inside since 7+. Me, leehom, yige and cyan joined after that. So that makes 10 of us tio scammed into tis crappy place.The onli nice ting inside is the parade bah. Which wer we spend most of the time at (almost 2 hrs+) They kept using the same staff/cast/performers, change abit here and there. 1st got some Red indian show, fire juggler/breather/eater... the mcee suk big time, wen he go "are u happy"... then the audience go "... ... ... " Reason: he mumbles, speak some alien accent which can be understood after multiple repitation. The most fun part abt this red indian show is youyou tio saboed by us to go up to the front to perform lol... Gd ting is, she quite steady la, unlike others who go there laugh laugh onli. She had to do some retarded chicken dance lol and howl/wadeva u call it like a red indian. Duno she happy or sian, tio saboed to go up, nv tio shoot by her after that, so should b happy bah.
Next item is the real parade... lets see, got a weird combination of animals: chickens runnning out (WTH?), camel, elephant humping show lol, birds, chimp, tiger, lion, snake, orangutan, dogs(0.0), parrots, horses, etc (forgot)... The carriages/ hua che was real bad, lousy decorations. The nicest part is the cowboy part... got few 'robbers' dashing out on horse, than some sheriff chase after em on hosrse oso. Everything happened damn fast and they wez shooting empty rounds. The rest were dressed up goons parading and they kept repeating sia... why cant they repeat the cowboy 1 lol, to me thats the best part. We're quite lucky can get upclose shows coz bro waz sitting at the front and taking pics with his slr wif a fkinbig lense, so many performers stop infront of him to get pics taken (small digital cams can screw off!)
After parade, got fireworks, Sweet! Then we go walk walk arnd the mini park, really nth after like 2 rounds arnd the meeting pt square so we go play bowling. Woohoo, the bowling is pawnage lool... 1stly, the balls so rough and dirty, The holes were dented/chipped... 2ndly, the computer can go junk yard le. I go gutter, then record strike... Strike become 0... If not, 1 time can throw 4 times, the alley and detect any falling pins. End up some of our scores quite high and some damn shyt. Thats abt all at Cowboy town. Got this gay dance thats dwelling in me our mind sia (its performed by a few akuas in santa/ cowboy costume, with xmas carols as bckgrnd music) When we got back to the villa, the adults all Zzz le, we (me, hom, you, cyan and yige) makan some leftovers + cup noodles and talk kok till like 4am then Zzz.
Day 2
Went water park with yuinjie, you, hom, yige and cyan. Not as great as we expected coz some slides down for renovation. We also gave those slides requiring tubes a miss coz we forgot take out $$ from locker to go rent. Wack the 5storey slides many times, got the covered de and open de. The covered 1 is... really dark wen u were inside the slide, sheng shou bu jian 5 zhi! The open de can be quite scary coz at times u felt that ur goin off 'track'. Played both until sian le then go chiong the real extreme 1. Yuijie call it the signature slide coz its on the ads. No joke, its damn high, i even miscount the flight of steps taken to go up, all i noe is reach the top damn tired le, arnd 8 stories i tink. At the top need to queue up, i'd sae its really worth it. Lets describe the slide in a simple dramatic illustration.
1. Guard says go, Off me go!
2. I waz thinking to meself " wah, quite slow, not so scary afterall"
3. suddenly, got one bright bright 'hole' in front, n me iz sliding towards it.
4. WTF!!! PLLLLLLUNNGGGGGGEEEDDDDD
5. If memory serves rite, i wz definately in mid air, and butt land after 2.5 secs on this super inclined slide. around 75degs from horizontal.
6. Pawned! I forgot to scream sia, freakd out for that 2 secs... After that its like f-1, stopped at the 'pit', splashing water, reminds me of norbit lol, out of track.
Thats all for the imba rides, nex go wave pool to slack then go makan lunch and zhao liao.
Rating for water park
Level of Holy shyt rides: 4/5
No. of holy shyt rites: 3/5
Cleaniness: 1.5/5 (WTH! got whispers floating at the perimeter pool!!!)
Bathroom: 3/5
Park envo: 3.5/5
Overall:3.5/5
1 conclusion... I'd never never never visit Afamosa ever ever ever again. Mayb for curious jackasses can visit once and i mean onli ONCE... u'll know how i felt after the 2 days.
Went town to get lunch (those who nv go park haven eat), damn coincidence, we saw ahbing! Lol! At Meleka? With his new gf? Msia not small sia, but can meet him there, same town, walking past our cars. We went to this ulu coffee shop to makan, the towkay like quite shocked as though his shop 1st time so many pple. The horde of us occupied all the seats in his shop le.I ordered the 'dong gan bing' (super touching ice) out of curiosity... -.- its some sour plum, jelly, ice and lime juice... Scammed!
Trip ends here...
Got back to pagoh and slack for the nex 3 days. I jus realised im a gd storyteller or... liar lol. What happened wz... In the afternoon damn hot, so i jus slopped at the 2nd storey, listening to music n psping. Ten alwez come bug me, bo bian but to entertain her. She started telling me the lion king story so i oso tell her some crap stories... all made up sia! Seriously, jus start with a ny subject that comes to mind then jus continue, linking to any bullshit i can tink on the spot. Lucky she believe coz its full of loopholes and by the time she ask 'shushu, y like... neh?' alrdy prepare ans le :P
Weds depart for sg le. Stay in pagoh countdown oso quite meaningless since alot zhao liao. Had lunch at the organic farm near airhitam. Freakin large piece of land, famous for its dragonfruit. If its me... confirm built themepark liao, with all the insane rides :) Ate the black pepper chic rice wich tasted like fried rice with oily chicken chunks... The dragonfruit juice waz nice though.
Love family outings total got arnd 8 cars lol... 30+ pple went. Last year was with mum's side de couzes at indonesia (lampung)... tis year at msia :)
Even though Afamosa sux, we went as a large grp, grumbled as a grp and had fun together. The more the merrier ...OSH!!!
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