Experiencing the land of thousand smiles: Part 3

Call me simple minded or anything, I ALWAYS thought that Bangkok iz another city like Jakarta and KL, warm, humid and dusty. However, thats a nono! The temp is arnd 16~20+ degrees C wen we were ther. Dusty iz kinda true coz of the zomg traffic jams. I dun tink i got sweat much that 3 days.

Day 6
Continueing from Day 5, arrived at BKK airport at 12am+. No choice have to sleep in airport. Found a nice corner with 3 rows of benches (no cushion), mp3s out, heads on bag and Zzz. Initially, managed to go into the 'sleep' state budden it starts to get freakin cold. Regretted nv wear jeans, shoes and brought any blanket. Roge and smurf cant slp at all so they went to explore the airport, finding ways to keep warm (Like beer, hot instant zok and stepping outdoors which wz suprisingly makes things worst). I joined them after several attempts to find the perfect posture to slp on the cold, hard bench. Changed to shoes and had 1 of the best cup noodles in my life! Black Pepper PORK!!! Thats damn rare in SG! Combd the whole arrival hall, looking for wad to eat for bfast... actually oso got other pple really sleeping in the airport and the diff between em n us iz they've brought pillows n blanket! We passed our time walking around pushing the trolley and yes... its 7+ le. Simple bfast... redbull n pocky LOL. I manged to 'auto' slp for an hour or so till 8am coz too tired. Transfer came n brought us to the hotel.

Bangkok... city of dirt cheap clothes and food. For real, we shopped for 3 days, nv visit the temples or chinatown (in the initial plan). Mostly for clothes, clothes and more clothes. After checking in, changed and go gai gai near the downtown area, its thiz famous area wer MBK, Siam sq, Siam center, Siam discovery stood. MBK iz holy shyt big, loads of stuff, gadgets, clothes and food!
Lunch at this cheena restaurant, had noodles, rice and cheap dim sum so arnd $5+ each!woohoo! Every1 very tired coz of insufficient slp and so decide to nap till nite then go out again.

Famous nite market... Suan Lum nite bazaar! 2nd to Chatuchak weekend market, many many stalls and a huge food center. Fried rice n fruit shake again for dinner, their fruit shakes ownes coz its cheap n oishii. No joke, the place is really big, finished 1 area in 40 mins+ wen there were like 10+ zones? I got my new adidas wallet for a cheap 100B lawl, the lady even use a ligther to burn the leather wallet to prove that its 'genuine'! The rest got some berms, shirt and random stuff. Oh, roge got his beloved magic pants there, i got 1 for myself too :)

Day 7
Every1s gettin sluggish... Zzz for more than 8hrs, waking up betwn 9 to 10am, it cant be the hotel bed. Anywae, our plan for the day iz platinum and pratunam plaza/center and other malls near that area. Cab again coz its hell cheap, arnd 70B even wen theres traffic jam. Tink the 1st mall waz platinum center? Its kinda empty... mayb we're too early. Hopd over to the next building wer the spree starts. Theres this market place with lots of clothes, local brand and designs. More like an outlet wer they sew and do final touchups there b4 selling/ importing in bulks. Usually they'd sell 3 or more at cheaper prices. Got me army pantsu there yeah.

Visited another 'market place', abit high class, inside a buidling but got many stalls, 7 storeys. Top floor waz a food court wer the foodz damn cheap for such a nice ambience. Unfortunately shawn wz feeling sick so he missed lots of imba dishes and the shoppin. Last shoppin destination wz Platinum, tis is a must-go, must-not-miss, no-go-you-regret place. We got most of our gifts and clothings ere. Comd the building from the 3rd floor up then back down, taking arnd 2-3 hrs. Got tis shop selling all the famous chang beer, coke singlets n Ts at imba low price. The boss wz an old lady who knows how to speak mandarin (mayb coz shes from ChiangMai? where most thai-nese live). Bought lots of shirt from her and got her name card, jus in case, mayb some dae, import n sell :P Oso lots of those shops selling locally designd Ts, some were nice, most were shyt, but who cares, they're quite cheap.

Shopd till 4+ and got damn tired le, decided to cab back hotel to rest and prepare for night activity. Dinner at a coffee shop near our hotel, had pork-organ meal at arnd 40B !!! Nite activity waz... dun wanna describe, its totally fukd up. B4 tucking in, got many food stuff from the MBK supermart, chuk and 10B red bulls lol, green curry and tom yam kung paste for mum.

Day 8
Last day in Thai le, IOW shopping! Went to MBK to look for gifts, sports Ts but unfortunately they're quite ex (still abit cheaper than in sg) Its a last minute decision to chiong back Platinum mall to do shoppind. Rush hour indeed, cabd thru the Tjam and chiong up the mall, trying to recall wer were the shops we saw the day b4. I tink i bought arnd 16 T-shirts? most for frens n family, only 4 for myself, not counting those for the bball dudes which were with smurf n roge. Its like amazing race, chiong here n there, shuffle thru the clothe hangers for nice Ts. In a nutshell, last day is for shopping and nth else, i tink we skipped lunch too.

Got to airport at arnd 2+ and makan 1st at this funny jap fastfood b4 checking in. we're trying to spam finish Baht in our possession b4 we zhaod back to SG so stop by at family mart to buy random food stuff. Damn funny during the baggage check, smurf almost got ownd by the officer, he wz carry 3 100ml bottles of redbull, the officer took it out n smiled which makes smurf kinda freakd. Then he took out another, then the last. Smurf abit panic n point at the bottle saying its 100ml. In the end the officer jus took out a zip-loc n stuffd em all inside. Jus wen he thought his precious 10B red bull gonna get chong-gongd lol.

3hrs plane back to SG, reached at arnd nite time le. This time no french dudes, got more pple though. Roge parents came to pick us up, b4 that we kinda sort out our stash at T1 arrival hall. Every1 staring at our heaps of clothes n food lol. Thai trip ended, safe, one piece!

Experiencing the land of thousand smiles: Part 2

Phiphi island iz jus a distance away from the main 'phuket island'... 3hrs journey by sea cruiser. We joined a 'tour' intro'd by Rambo to phiphi island, cost around 1600B each person... EX indeed, can buy like 10 T-shirts lol. The trip includes boat ride on a luxury VIP cruise (fkin bullshit), lunch in phiphi island hotel, snorkeling and fish aquarium viewing.

Day 3

The French dudes in the fish aquarium

Imba pool at the phiphi island hotel

Beach View from hotel

Its very very early in the morning, rushed packing coz we decided to spend the nite on phiphi island and come back to Beachhouse only on the following nite. Left the large luggages in the hotel, brought a hand carry each with 2 sets of clothings. Same old shyt, shawn woke up damn early to stone in the toilet, can up to 45mins lawl! So I've to wake up even earlier than him, wear contacts and bathe. The pickup van came at around 7, we chiongd bfast coz very paiseh got other pple on the van waiting. Board the PHIPHI CRUISER at a port in Phuket Bay, 40km from phiphi island.

Got on the boat quite late le, top 'sunbatheing' deck fully occupied, other places oso lots of pple, onli got the indoor airconditiond room empty. After some time playing games indoor, got out to 'get' some sea breeze and water, at the 2nd level side decks. Every 30mins or so, got 1 speed boat passing by -.- sian diao, they chiong so fast and not very packed oso, dun mind if its a little more ex. Passed by several 'scenic' places, the boat slowd to let every1 take pics. Next stop iz a 'temporary' sea port (formde by a large boat) near this island. 1st went to this small aquarium to feed fishes. Its like a room, half dipped into the sea. Can stand in the pool, fishes would come in through the cages (very difficult to illustrate lol) Anywae, we're given bread to feed these little fishes swimming around our legs, cant manage to catch any, once your fingers dip inside, many come swarming to nimble on ur fingers -.-... We met a bunch of french guys, 7 of em, freaking noisy (more abt them later) After that went for snorkeling just beside the port. Water damn dirty... coral reefs not very gorgeous either. Gulp in a mouth of sea water, eyes and nose tio seawater due to the crap equipments that they provide. Feeling sucks, as though got a lots of super concentrated salt pile in your throat.

After like 30mins, reached phiphi island, went straight to the hotel restaurant to lunch. Got tom yam kung, some seafood, fried chicken and vegs, average ba... i waz thinking of buffet lunch since we payd so much for the package. 8 pple on our table, 1 angmor and his thai wife (wtf is with this angmors???) an angmor couple and 4 of us... eat 10 pple share :) Went to search for a place to stay after makan or else have to Zzz on beach or port le. Walk along the beaches, east to west of Phiphi Don. Got few 2 bed-room-chalet/resort type de, but its freaking small and creepy, price quite cheap but difference between aircon and fan is almost 2 times. Almost decide on 1 le but smth tells us to go explore somemore... bringing us to this other beach (Loh Dalam) wich is super happening lo! Angmornized, OBVIOUSLY... got many activities like banana boat and canoeing. And thers a freaking great hostel nearby... they happen to have 1 large room left, for family de. The pool is omg la, got bar, beachviewpoint... jus that the toilet is shared de... All for 1600B per nite!

Unpackd--->strip top--->suntan lotion--->chiong beach! Went to book the Phiphi leh boat trip with some sea gypsies then rent 2 canoes out to sea. Its low tide wen we set off, have to carry the canoe for some distance b4 rowing. Total distance abt 10-15km, out to the sea, mainly along the coasts. Me n shawn then... smurf n roge. Went to this huge rock where there were lots of crabs, oso saw jellyfish eggs and countless sea urchins nearer to the shore... Once capsized we're freakin screwd. After like 2 hrs, damn tired and thirsty le, lots of salt forming on our body, felt dry and cold. Waves were abit bigger and rough further from the coast...time for speeding osh! Stopped by at the crappy monkey beach b4 rowing back to wer we came from... its high tide then.

Had dinner at this 222B buffet restaurant. U can pick seafood and kebabs, they'll bbq for u. Oso got sushi and salad bar. The sashimi abit nan chi... roge told me to jus buang it or tio food poisoning. Only the salad, seafood and kebab worth the 222B. Buy some stuff from minimart and went to hotel pool to chill. The hotel really bwg, view gd, can get free show, some fire juggling/ breather from nearby restaurant. Room oso got damn nice balcony to slack and drink roges' instant goatkum mix lol! something to jiang huo.

Day 4

Roge Sleazin on the top deck

2nd day on phiphi, most of the time out at sea. We got an early reservation for boat tour with the sea gypsies. He took us to some of the more famous places like Maya Bay, Loh Samah Bay and Viking Cave (dun tink we got go james bond island). Stopped at Maya bay de beach for quite some time to explore. Got campsite there, same thing, angmornized. Went nearby to snorkle... its so much better than the place we 1st dipd. Waters' more clear, got more 'life' on the sea bed and more visible fishes. The nex snorkeling pt even more cool lool, got millions of sea cucumbers and colorful fishes... spotted a rare jelly fish, wz totally stunnd, look arnd for any of em b4 swimming away to tell the rest. Long boat ride wz damn fun, the kaizokuking (bow) seat is da best place sit for a longboat ride (no wonder luffy make that his captain seat!)... Like roller coaster, sway extreme left and rights... esp wen the waves very strong, can lift ur ass up. WOO!

Back to land after 3 hours, noon le and the beach sibei happening... got pple go for para sailing, banana boat and topless sunbatheing 0.0! Confirm angmor la! After packing, batheing and checkin out, lunch at a restaurant and walked arnd b4 boarding the ship back to phuket island. Got on the ship 1st and chop the top deck seats... front somemore. We look like retards sun batheing on the deck wen the ship wz still dockd. Total time under the sun till we reach is more than 3hrs... but i felt nth lool, json tio sun burnt on his stomach n arms (Some1 pls look out if i'm abit more tanned wen u see me :)) Btw we were on the same boat as those french guys again!

Reach phuket at abt 5 to 6+ le. Decided to go phuket town nite market explore. The taxi driver is DAMN imba! Totally crazy taxi, downslope still accelerate somemore, turning oso dun need brake de... checked his meter to see how fast he drive... guess wad, 0km/h!, its freakin spoiled! TP catch him le oso bwg lol. The nite market is confirm 'go le no regret' things and food... all nice and cheap! Combd the streets for a big haul, shirts and random items. Food wz imba, roge kept saying they got some secret sauce wen its obviously magi soy sauce. Sat and eat lotsa shyt and even dabao back to hotel. 1st time eating crickets, taste like... seaweed, grass with salt, pepper and some sauce lol. Actually wanna eat other insects, they got grasshopper, grubs, earthworms, cocoons and i tink its scorpion? Among the grasshopper pile still got 1 alive and moving gently 0.0! Got the same driver to drive us back... same old shyt la, 'hey hey hey, its time to make some crazy money, are you ready? here we go!' Spd on his speedmeterless taxi.

Back to hotel to eat, slack and bathe. Finally, i learnt how to play bridge :) play till 2+ then slp.

Day 5
Diz is a real short day coz we decided to wake up late since theres' not much of a programme. 10+ woke up and wash up jus in time b4 bfast ended @ arnd 11. Packed, leave luggage with hotel and go gaigai. walked for the whole noon at Jungceylon and i tink we skipped lunch, had some real nice icecream at cheap price. After leaving the mall, roge n shawn wen for massage, coz they felt like it. Me n smurf wanna go surf net but after like 30mins of searching, still dun have until we got to this shop located down an alley near patong beach.

Heard from Roge, the massage wz a real cool expirience. Coz got x-men do the massage, both of em tio x-men and they dun look xd until they admit it themselves. They (X-men) talkd abt the operation being hell expensive, simmi breast implanting, kachia diao the **** and removin adams' apple lol... Oh, then there wz this pair of damn horny Aussie beside em. They kept saying wanna see the x-men nips (he said 'i head lady boy's nips are very small and out of shape' LOL). Then they wanted happy ending massage service with real babes... the mamasan said its arnd 2000B, the Aussie somehow agreed and gonna pick 1 of em up at nite. Wad an ass, pray he nv tio HIV, or a x-men.

Leavin Phuket that nite for Bangkok. Got to airport early and slack arnd. Playd cards and tok kok at the really small airport. Damn imba, wen we got to the boarding gate... its those French dudes again!!! LOL? So qiao lo. They are so fked up lol. Each person (got 7 of em) took up a window seat each. So its like em taking 7 rows of 3 seater seats... and they act totally stranger to each other and dun care abt those family, groups or couples... ASSHOLES LOL! Thats all for phuket, to be continued... Day 6 wen we were in BKK airspace.

Experiencing the land of thousand smiles: Part 1

Year 2009, 7th Jan... me, smurf(json), king(shawn) and roge(terry from xiaohaibuben) went to Thailand for the so called backpacking trip when its actually a holidae lol:)
There were basically 3 parts to the trip, Phuket(Patong), Phuket(Phiphi) and Bangkok
I'll try to log 1 part per day... and hopefully upload pics soon (some with me, some with shawn) Before starting, some info...
1SGD is around 23.5Baht... so 1000B is arnd 42.5sing
X-men is the how we call the tranz people in thai
Our trip is 80% free and easy
We onli noe how to say 2 thai phrases sawadikarp (Hi) and kopkumkarp (Thankyou)

Day 1

Streets of Patong

We met up at smurfs' hse in the morning to recheck everything and do last minute packing... Upload and synchro psp/nds games. Plane is arnd 1+ if im not wrong, so we touched down at phuket at arnd 2 to 3pm. Air Asia is not that bad, service is gd, its clean and on time... The landing wz quite smooth too.

We met our guide (supposed to fetch us de)... a guy named udom aka Rambo. He said he was once a muaythai boxer nicknamed Rambo... quit for a couple of years, married with a child and now a tour guide. Skinny and friendly person, brought us around to some 'land tour destinations'. 1st was some gem factory wer he said jus go there hav the free drink... then oso some retarded place to have seafood wen it wz actually 'dried seafood' (dried cuttle fish, fish floss and stuffs)... knn tio scammed. He also prepare some programmes for us, the phi phi cruise on the 3rd dae and ATV the next day... Actually got 7 land activities but we chose onli 1. There wz horse riding (boring), ATV (nv try b4), elephant ride (total scam), Bungee (no $$, 2000B per jump!), Shooting with real guns (we expect it to be cheaper in phiphi so nv go), Paintball (play b4 le and its quite ex), GO kart (go genting oso can play lol)...

Hotel at Phuket, Patong iz called Beach House Hotel, very cosy, very comfy, service is 4star. Dun have the habit of taking pics of hotel room so jus go on9 to find how it looks like. Sadly, its at Patong, famous for many many angmors, like almost 90% of the population in this area. This means bad news coz everything de price sky high lol. Go gaigai after unpacking and changing near the town area.Roge kept buying coconut wich is arnd 30B for the small 1 and 40B for the large 1, its like his remedy for his 'i think im ill' syndrome. Explore the streets, got lots of locals and wth... indians, selling goods ranging from shirts, pirated dvds, food and blingblings. Oso got freaking lots of food vendors and massage shops. Theres this road called Bangla road closed to vehicles and opened for pedestrians. Full of angmohs, bars, shops and x-men.

Had a ripped off dinner at a restaurant called Linda's Restaurant. The owner is a thai named Linda(Duh) married to a Swedish guy who oso owned a bar at Bangla road (We tried locating it after dinner but failed). Had Padthai, a thai style fried noodle meat of ur choice to go with it, Cant sae if its worth the money then till we had more padthai the nex few days. Meal iz arnd 200B including Drinks, quite Ex, coz the area is angmornized. Visited Jungceylon, a angmornized Giant mall, got lots of inflated shit. Smurf waz half naked that time and tot he cant enter the mall, the security guard saluted as we walked in and... we saw quite a few angmor oso topless walking anrd (No topless females la!) Walk somemore b4 goin to tis supermarket near our hotel. Got some chips and beer. Beer was ZOMGingly cheeeeeeeaaaaaapppp lawl! 32-50B!!! In short everyting oso Cheap dao... There waz tis instant porridge wich rox lol. Got pork and chicken flavored de chok. Sleaze at hotel's very mini pool with chips n beer. On the way back wuz fkin funny, smurf got pinched at the arm by some massage lady (mayb a x-men) and roge tio Hug LAWL!!! Me n shawn jus siam asap to avoid the toutin zone. Got my shades for a shit price, damn, should bargain for lower...

Day 2

Bompe bompe ride

Eat Cheap at Food court

King prawns roar!

Roge with his prawn

Unsatisfied customer

1st day with planned activities. Bfast at hotel, simple american style, scrambled egg, bacon, toast and tea. Rambo came to pick us up with a Sedan car, not sure if he willingly wanna bring us around or mayb got commision de. 1st station, viewing pt to see some of the 'best' sceneries of phuket. Then ATV (All terrain Vehicle). Most high part iz wen we chiong at the max spd. This iz how it goes... Roge wz right behind the leading guide, then shawn then moi, smurf last. On any straight track, shawn wd jus stop for awhile so theres a distance between him n roge then jus turn the handle (accelerator) all the way down to full spd. Sibei HIGH wen u speed up, esp upslope. Smurfs' buggy got some prob or issit he duno how to drive, ended up very behind us in the midst of the plains track. ATV iz abit like real car, the turning part very challenging, cannot gostunt, onli straight, plus we were cruising on bumpy tracks.

We requested to go to the local mall to have lunch, cheap and gd. So its food court at this mall where locals hang out, got few angmors though. Unbelievable, one meal cost me less than a plate of chicken rice in pj... tats like <$2 lawl! one meal means food n drink n dessert fyi. Oso chiong the supermarket again for drinks and chips. Red bull is ffffffrrrrreakin cheeeeep, 10B LOL!!! 40cents? Sg sells arnd a dollar! After supermarketing, went to massage for around 2hr+. Tis massage no funny business de, dun have happy ending or wadsoeva (u noe wad i mean). The masseuse wz really a pro lol... Slept for the 1st hour then later wen comin to the upper body part, too pain to sleep. Here crack and there twist, pain but damn shiok after the whole session. Served with a great warm tea and got a transfer back to our hotel. Another walk at Patong beach, Roge and his coconuts once more. We watched some indian lady do para sailing and a grp of angmors playing banana boat. Parasailing wz imba coz got 1 guide follow the lady up the sky (equipmentless) and took control of the whole flight and landing (pressing the chute with his weight). Dinner was at a seafood restaurant, I waz too sian to get high abt seafood coz of stomachache. DAMNIT! Anything but stomachache! spoils everything. Went to 3 different places to take a dump. A Korean mall, the restaurant and Jungceylon. Still enojoyed the pineapple fried rice and banana shake. We got served by a damn holy gay ass. Then also got X-men wait-eress who talked to us. Roge got his king prawn (much bigger than a handphone) for a astronomical price. Smurf wasnt too happy with his. Thats all for day 2, we got back to hotel and Zzz early coz of an early boat to catch the next day.

Thailand Trip 09

I is back!!! From the land of thousand smile, Thailand! Or should it be paradise!

Gonna blog real soon about the trip. lots of stories, lots of shyt, lots of happenings! Go bathe and do some unpacking le...

Family End Of Year Trip 08 @Afamosa

Make a Smilebox slideshow

Before movin on to Thailand trip... need to blog abt Afamosa!!! While its still fresh in the mind... So late then log coz haven got pics from bro.

Day 0
Arrived at KL midnite, took the $50 grassland bus, got tv, business class seat (leg stretched out while seating oso nv touch the front lool)The songs sukd and movies quite old de. The driver can fark off... stupid ahne, tell him so many times i stopping at Serdang, he happily and SLOWLY drove past that rest house -.-. Bo bian i alight at the interchange wif zengjie where yujie and feifei come pick us, thanks! Bathe and Zzz at 5shu hse.

Day 1
Depart to leehoms' place in the morning, by LRT. Nice experience, coz the train abit diff from wad u see in sg... abit less cramped, more fast... but the door damn noisy. As though it acts to wake those who dozed off when it shuts/opens. Leehom picked me up at the station then go makan at his hse. Then... set off for Afamosa of course, traffic jam, we arrived abit late liaoz, the rest of the pple chiong all the 'nice' games le. Practically theres nth, and the infrastructure is saii! Out of nowhere, bare-land, a spot in the vast fields, theres tis temporary hall where all the game stations are. Theres archery, Go kart, Paintball range (war games at somewer else), horse riding, etc. But... why all these cramped around the 'hut', its fkin hot and dusty.

After several shots, the adults tried too... zhao to see the villa! Yes... villa, thats the best thing in this trip. Theres a private pool in each unit, 3 rooms and total of 2 toilets. Living room and dining area bigger than homes' lol. When ten-pu-tong went into the pool, some of us got itched to jus jump inside. Darn ian kor go n do some tsunami simulation, wad resonance nonsense, shouldn't have suggested to him... the pool water almost 1/10 gone. Arnd 5+, sian of pool le, went to bathe and makan. Wth sia, the pool water abit weird, those who went to dip can feel this burning feel even after batheing budden hor... our skin is uber smooth! macam got flour on fingertips.

Nasi Lemak for dinner and off to cowboy town. Duno for wad retarded reason, got many people come, which eventually attracted some of us to go in as well. Tix were arnd RM35 (lucky got bring ic, cheaper) Bro, leijie, chuin, yongjie, hweejie and youyou were inside since 7+. Me, leehom, yige and cyan joined after that. So that makes 10 of us tio scammed into tis crappy place.The onli nice ting inside is the parade bah. Which wer we spend most of the time at (almost 2 hrs+) They kept using the same staff/cast/performers, change abit here and there. 1st got some Red indian show, fire juggler/breather/eater... the mcee suk big time, wen he go "are u happy"... then the audience go "... ... ... " Reason: he mumbles, speak some alien accent which can be understood after multiple repitation. The most fun part abt this red indian show is youyou tio saboed by us to go up to the front to perform lol... Gd ting is, she quite steady la, unlike others who go there laugh laugh onli. She had to do some retarded chicken dance lol and howl/wadeva u call it like a red indian. Duno she happy or sian, tio saboed to go up, nv tio shoot by her after that, so should b happy bah.

Next item is the real parade... lets see, got a weird combination of animals: chickens runnning out (WTH?), camel, elephant humping show lol, birds, chimp, tiger, lion, snake, orangutan, dogs(0.0), parrots, horses, etc (forgot)... The carriages/ hua che was real bad, lousy decorations. The nicest part is the cowboy part... got few 'robbers' dashing out on horse, than some sheriff chase after em on hosrse oso. Everything happened damn fast and they wez shooting empty rounds. The rest were dressed up goons parading and they kept repeating sia... why cant they repeat the cowboy 1 lol, to me thats the best part. We're quite lucky can get upclose shows coz bro waz sitting at the front and taking pics with his slr wif a fkinbig lense, so many performers stop infront of him to get pics taken (small digital cams can screw off!)

After parade, got fireworks, Sweet! Then we go walk walk arnd the mini park, really nth after like 2 rounds arnd the meeting pt square so we go play bowling. Woohoo, the bowling is pawnage lool... 1stly, the balls so rough and dirty, The holes were dented/chipped... 2ndly, the computer can go junk yard le. I go gutter, then record strike... Strike become 0... If not, 1 time can throw 4 times, the alley and detect any falling pins. End up some of our scores quite high and some damn shyt. Thats abt all at Cowboy town. Got this gay dance thats dwelling in me our mind sia (its performed by a few akuas in santa/ cowboy costume, with xmas carols as bckgrnd music) When we got back to the villa, the adults all Zzz le, we (me, hom, you, cyan and yige) makan some leftovers + cup noodles and talk kok till like 4am then Zzz.

Day 2
Went water park with yuinjie, you, hom, yige and cyan. Not as great as we expected coz some slides down for renovation. We also gave those slides requiring tubes a miss coz we forgot take out $$ from locker to go rent. Wack the 5storey slides many times, got the covered de and open de. The covered 1 is... really dark wen u were inside the slide, sheng shou bu jian 5 zhi! The open de can be quite scary coz at times u felt that ur goin off 'track'. Played both until sian le then go chiong the real extreme 1. Yuijie call it the signature slide coz its on the ads. No joke, its damn high, i even miscount the flight of steps taken to go up, all i noe is reach the top damn tired le, arnd 8 stories i tink. At the top need to queue up, i'd sae its really worth it. Lets describe the slide in a simple dramatic illustration.
1. Guard says go, Off me go!
2. I waz thinking to meself " wah, quite slow, not so scary afterall"
3. suddenly, got one bright bright 'hole' in front, n me iz sliding towards it.
4. WTF!!! PLLLLLLUNNGGGGGGEEEDDDDD
5. If memory serves rite, i wz definately in mid air, and butt land after 2.5 secs on this super inclined slide. around 75degs from horizontal.
6. Pawned! I forgot to scream sia, freakd out for that 2 secs... After that its like f-1, stopped at the 'pit', splashing water, reminds me of norbit lol, out of track.

Thats all for the imba rides, nex go wave pool to slack then go makan lunch and zhao liao.
Rating for water park
Level of Holy shyt rides: 4/5
No. of holy shyt rites: 3/5
Cleaniness: 1.5/5 (WTH! got whispers floating at the perimeter pool!!!)
Bathroom: 3/5
Park envo: 3.5/5
Overall:3.5/5

1 conclusion... I'd never never never visit Afamosa ever ever ever again. Mayb for curious jackasses can visit once and i mean onli ONCE... u'll know how i felt after the 2 days.
Went town to get lunch (those who nv go park haven eat), damn coincidence, we saw ahbing! Lol! At Meleka? With his new gf? Msia not small sia, but can meet him there, same town, walking past our cars. We went to this ulu coffee shop to makan, the towkay like quite shocked as though his shop 1st time so many pple. The horde of us occupied all the seats in his shop le.I ordered the 'dong gan bing' (super touching ice) out of curiosity... -.- its some sour plum, jelly, ice and lime juice... Scammed!
Trip ends here...

Got back to pagoh and slack for the nex 3 days. I jus realised im a gd storyteller or... liar lol. What happened wz... In the afternoon damn hot, so i jus slopped at the 2nd storey, listening to music n psping. Ten alwez come bug me, bo bian but to entertain her. She started telling me the lion king story so i oso tell her some crap stories... all made up sia! Seriously, jus start with a ny subject that comes to mind then jus continue, linking to any bullshit i can tink on the spot. Lucky she believe coz its full of loopholes and by the time she ask 'shushu, y like... neh?' alrdy prepare ans le :P

Weds depart for sg le. Stay in pagoh countdown oso quite meaningless since alot zhao liao. Had lunch at the organic farm near airhitam. Freakin large piece of land, famous for its dragonfruit. If its me... confirm built themepark liao, with all the insane rides :) Ate the black pepper chic rice wich tasted like fried rice with oily chicken chunks... The dragonfruit juice waz nice though.

Love family outings total got arnd 8 cars lol... 30+ pple went. Last year was with mum's side de couzes at indonesia (lampung)... tis year at msia :)
Even though Afamosa sux, we went as a large grp, grumbled as a grp and had fun together. The more the merrier ...OSH!!!

e-mune to no shyt!

Haha... Dunno why my body alwaes not functioning in a proper way... After arm recovered, now eyes. Swollen eye lid wuead! Not itchy or painful jus irritating havin tis small bump, making me look like a goldfish ooh~ Now usin optrex eyedrops to surpress any irritation, hopefully it'll recover b4 the 7th.

Very early... 8am play bball le, 1st time so early coz usually i'd go down at 10+ wen the dudes came at 9 lol. I played onli 2 matches and lost both, stopped after that coz of my pitiful eyes, Nicholas took over. GLM after that, retarded woman, giv me n roge the 'jia la' bowl wen we wanted 'bu yao la'... should jus eat the scallops and ask for refund lol. Had to drink a glass of water chestnut n lime to cool my tongue. I cant take spicy food liaoz... since wen? erh? wen i discoverd i got stomachache whenever i eat spicy food then went for some operation. Its either avoid it and SAFE or eat and reserve the toilet.

Went to settle and finalise the trip stuffs... total accom n travel arnd 500+... play and food all these may top to 1k. Mum onli gave me 500-.-

Mahjong at Lunfas', its abit of a lawl ting coz Sanji suggested playing coz he wanna learn. b4 everytin, roge had to write down a list of the dongnanxibei, translation of chinese one to nine and some other weird characters. While playing, Sanji referred to the ppr every now n then, particularly wen got 'wan' tiles... which is quite obvious why. Fker roge even memorised wad are the characters he'd usually forget. Not that bad, he loss <$10 in exchange for a valuable lesson. I lose $2+ nya, fair enough, got wins n loses during the round.

Poof, reached home, bathe n makan then Zzz le. Even afford to miss xnr, too tired le

Old & New 2008-2009

Turn 180 deg and i'm upright lol
Background: shattered glass

The onli decent fireworks photo lol

Happy New Year!!! Woohoowoohoowoohoowoohoowoohoowoohoowoohoo!!!!!!!!!!
Let all the bygones go poof!
Leave all hatred and sadness behind!
Welcome 2009!

Should all~~~

((It turns out that "Auld Lang Syne" is an extremely old Scottish song that was first written down in the 1700s. Robert Burns is the person whose transcription got the most attention, so the song is associated with him. A good translation of the words "auld lang syne" is "times gone by." So (incorporating a couple of other translations) when we sing this song, we are saying, "We'll drink a cup of kindness yet for times gone by."))

Top 5 New year wishes
1. Satisfactory results, gd enuff to get me into a course i wan in Uni... seriously
2. Healthy and happy family
3. Healthy and everlasting frens
4. Get in shape... heehee
5. Smooth year 2009... world peace lol

Last years' old and new... waz at home, jus got back from Jakarta, sibei tired, blog liao then go orhorh le. This year go out with a bunch of guys. Haha, but also came back from overseas on the 31st Dec. Went to marina bay that area for countdown and see fireworks. Hmmm, got pangpang, aizen, drew, ruien, ben, fenru, sq, yanjun and rp. I earliest to reach JE sia... kns i tot i late lah, in the end most pple arrive 30mins later. Anywaes we reached esplanade there at arnd 9++... still quite early so go laupasa makan... after that wen we head back to the bay G_G liaoz, sibei crowded, have to squeeze with lots of yalam and ah nez... In the end we find a place not far from this temporary toilet and station there... still got fkin lots of pple though. The pictures of the fireworks sukd coz i duno how to use zengjie's cam... then those fkin yalams kept pushing my arm...

Fireworks this year like kinda shitty, 2mins+ onli, then like very normal normal type. The 1 at Afamosa still more chio la (will come to that next post on msia trip)... Anywaes, its rather stupid, coz we cramped ourselves there jus to watch that few mins show... haha, i guess the onli purpose is outing and gathering la. Ended up at cck mac to chill, drew n fenru zhao liao. Crap, mac close at 2am lol? I tot 24hrs de, we got chased out so jus gather around outside. Saw sqs' didi sia, look more like older bro lol. Hitch a ride on bros' car, he wuz celebrating with his frens at panjang.